Things You Don't Say When You are in a Movie:

"Well, at least it's not raining."
"At least it can't get any worse."
"Something weird is going on..."
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Aw, man - battery's dead!"
"Zoinkes!"
"It's quiet...TOO quiet!"

....And things you DO say when in a movie....

"Jinkies!"

~Sam-wow

Quote of the Day #1

"Contrary to what you might think, I am not trying to ruin your furniture. This is not what it looks like."